I've never been so alone and I've never been so alive.

WHEN THE BARTENDER ASKS IF I WANT TO START A TAB

howdoiputthisgently:

I’M LIKE:

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When I go to a party and there’s no alcohol

whatshouldbamacallme:

I’m like,

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Makes me giggle every time.

Makes me giggle every time.

(Source: i-mlostinhiseyes)

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I SAID THIS IN THE LIBRARY TODAY! WORD FOR FREAKING WORD!

I SAID THIS IN THE LIBRARY TODAY! WORD FOR FREAKING WORD!

(Source: zedalis08212011)

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